Quotes about alcohol, drinking and drunkenness. Phrases and sayings Alcohol is evil quotes
There is wisdom in wine, freedom in beer, bacteria in water.
Benjamin Franklin
Beer is an intellectual drink. What a shame that so many idiots drink it.
Ray Bradbury
Drunkenness is a special form of suicide that allows you to come back to life the next day. It seems that I have already lived ten or fifteen thousand lives.
Charles Bukowski
I drink to make the people around me more interesting.
George Jean Nathan
Winston, you're drunk!
- That's right. And you are ugly. I'll sober up tomorrow morning. And you will remain ugly.
Winston Churchill
If you notice a person trying to drown his sorrows in a glass, tell him that sorrows can swim.
Pittacus Lore
Alcohol may be man's most dangerous enemy, but the Bible says: love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
I was once asked if I had a hangover. No, because in order for a hangover to happen, you need to stop drinking.
Lemmy Kilmister
I don't have a problem with alcohol. Except when I can't get booze.
Tom Waits
Be careful with strong drinks. They might make you shoot at the tax collector... and miss.
Robert Heinlein
There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys are just better than others.
William Faulkner
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Many people drink precisely because they are not poets.
Dudley Moore
The computer makes more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exception of the revolver and tequila.
Mitch Radcliffe
When I eat, I am deaf and dumb.
When I drink, I am much more sociable.
Yellow wine is called white because it is made from green grapes. To hell with logic!
- Will you have some dry wine?
- pour...
Rules of the Poytsovsky Club.
First: Never mention the Poytsovsky Club.
Second: do not mention anywhere about the Poytsovsky Club.
Third: the club member shouted “stop”, became exhausted, passed out - the drinking session was over.
Fourth: only two people participate in a drinking session.
Fifth: drinking bouts come one after another.
Sixth: take off your shoes, shirts, and leave valuables outside the club.
Seventh: booze continues as long as necessary.
Eighth and last: the one who came to the club for the first time will be fatally swollen.
- Darling, I'm sorry, I offended you yesterday. Will two bottles of beer make up for my guilt?
- A box of vodka!
- Oh, look how vulnerable he is!
He was certainly not an eagle, but he flew quickly for beer.
Girls are mysterious creatures after all - sometimes they can’t open a can of tomatoes, sometimes after three glasses of beer they open it with their eyes.
The more you know, the stronger you drink.
A beer can takes 100 years to decompose, but the body of a car rots in 1-2 years!
Just 26 liters of beer is enough for an adult to cover the daily calcium requirement.
Healthy eating is easy!
Do you want to know what I think about you?
Buy me a liter of vodka... Sit back... And listen...
The title of “Psychologist of the Year” was once again won by vodka.
Every day I buy vodka. Am I a shopaholic?
— Excuse me, does this cocktail contain rum or whiskey?
- No, what are you talking about, this is a non-alcoholic party.
- Tell me, where is the exit?
A good conversationalist not only listens attentively, but also pours on time.
I won’t allow a hangover - I won’t get sober!
- I'm Victor, and I'm an alcoholic, I drink vodka.
- I'm Anatoly, and I'm an alcoholic, I drink whiskey.
- I'm Sergey, and I'm an alcoholic, I drink tequila.
- I'm Roman, and I'm a bartender. Orders accepted.
Whiskey-Cola is for weaklings, you're Russian.
Only vodka-vodka, only hardcore.
Vodka "Avatar" - learn to control the blue body.
Do you have anything to drink?
- Tea coffee…
- Ugh, bad, bad, bad friend!
- Maybe we can have a drink?
- The most sober thought I've had all day.
According to doctors, 100 grams of vodka kills 100,000 brain cells, and there are 4 billion of them in total. Through simple calculations I realized that I have minus 4 brains.
A logic teacher went crazy when he couldn't wipe dry wine with a damp cloth.
Alcohol doesn't help you find the answer, it helps you forget the question.
Said NO! Alcohol... It turned out that cognac does not hear...
Alcohol kills nerve cells. Only the calm ones remain.
Alcohol is for the weak. The strong enjoy depression.
The main inexhaustible resources of our country are sadness and melancholy and alcohol.
Low mood? Hello, strong alcohol.
Three reasons for alcohol abuse: everything is good, everything is bad, there is nothing to do.
On New Year's Eve, a person consists of 80% alcohol, the remaining 20% from Olivier.
— Who was the initiator of your relationship?
- Alcohol..
Scottish proverb: “Send a fool for scotch tape, he will bring tape.”
- Scalpel, clamp, alcohol, scalpel, clamp, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol for everyone... let's remember.
“...And now we will pass this big wall, and you will see the area where everyone has stopped drinking and smoking.” We perked up. They rushed to the bus windows. The wall ended and we saw a huge city cemetery.
Russian business is to steal a tank of alcohol, sell it, and drink the money away.
Aching joints means rain... aching teeth means going to the dentist... aching friends means drinking!
In Sparta, lazy and alcoholic children were dumped in Russia.
If ants lift 10 times their weight... then 50 grams of ants can be sent for a bottle of vodka!
-Are you a Satanist?
- I'm a glass drinker.
It’s too late to drink Borjomi when you’ve already bought cognac.
The biggest mistake in life is to take one bottle of whiskey and think that's enough.
After a bottle of cognac, the conversation turns into an information leak.
When she's drunk, she's hard to find, easy to lose, and impossible to get into a taxi.
A bottle of vodka that fell from a tower crane did not break... but ended up in the hand of a very out of breath crane operator.
So what are we going to do in this situation?
- We buy cognac, then we improvise.
How nice it would be to have a heart of stone, a rubber nervous system and whiskey instead of blood.
If you follow the smell of alcohol, sooner or later you will meet me.
I woke up from the cold and smiled, thinking: “She pulled the blanket over as usual.” And then I realized that I was sleeping drunk in the entrance
-Are you staying with your friends for a long time?
- No. I'll quickly get drunk and go back.
Drunk Natasha had almost calmed down and stopped singing songs in the plane cabin, but then a flight attendant named Zhanna approached her.
Well, the laws have come - now you can’t buy courage, bravery and indifference in the store after 11 pm.
As doctors assure, fifty grams of cognac with dinner is not only healthy, but also not enough.
Love and be loved.
Drink and be drunk.
The Americans invented Skype, but the Russians went further... they drink on Skype.
I treat myself with beer, honey and cinnamon
This is a good method
But there is no honey, no cinnamon either
That's why I'm already drunk.
- Where will you be from?
- Yes, from anywhere - even from glasses, even from glasses. Most importantly, pour it!
I am very ashamed, I want to apologize to you...
- Fuck you.
- ... and a liter of whiskey.
- Come I will give you a hug.
A normal handbag should hold at least two one and a half bags.
Remember, take pictures first, and then drink!
Evgeniy Sidorenko opened a bottle of beer with the corner of his diploma, and this is the first time in 11 years that a higher education diploma has helped a person.
A teetotaler is a weak person who succumbs to the temptation to deny himself pleasure.
(A. Bire)
- Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Oh please!!!
- Sergei Petrovich, I told you, I’ll pass the exam myself!
- Well, at least give me some cognac!
No, of course, I could avoid drinking on Fridays, but I have to somehow separate one week from the next.
A truck driver who regularly transports vodka differs from his colleagues with iron nerves and very sad eyes.
- Mom, take me to McDonald's for my birthday.
– You’re 25, go to a club, get drunk.
- I can’t drink anymore, I’m tired, mom!
If I open a glass and a half of beer, I immediately throw the cap away.
This is called "burning bridges."
And today I will drink everything that begins with the letter Sh.
Champagne, chamogon, spirt and shonalyut!
What is the difference between alcohol and whiskey?
- You can drink alcohol.
- What about whiskey?
- I need whiskey.
Irish wisdom
Free advice to Jehovah's Witnesses: go to apartments first thing in the morning with mineral water for sale. People will give money and believe in God.
Only in Russia, in addition to acquaintances, friends and acquaintances, there is also such a type of dating as “drinking together.”
And then we polish it off with a beer and go to bed.
-Are you sure this is how the wedding should go?
Give a man a fish and you feed him for the whole day. Teach a person to fish - alcoholism, lost weekends, divorce.
To prevent mosquitoes from biting you, take half a lemon, a bottle of tequila, a salt shaker and don’t go outside.
How nice it is when you wake up after drinking and see - everything is destroyed, trashed... a mountain of unwashed dishes... but the house is not yours.
Growing up is when, when entering a supermarket, you look not at ice cream, chocolates and soda, but at whiskey, cognac, beer and gin.
– What a sweet girl! How old are you?
– One hundred grams of tequila, please.
I always thought that a glass on the package meant that the purchase needed to be washed.
He told her: “That’s enough! You got me! I'm leaving you!". I'm leaving. I hear a shot. Shot yourself?! I'm coming back. I opened the champagne...
A person who does not know how to manage his life, after a bottle of vodka, already knows how to manage a country.
But you can’t go wrong with anyone to gain weight!
Frank, do you run in the morning?
- No.
- Why, it’s very useful?!
- Maybe, but the ice is falling out of my whiskey.
(from an interview with Frank Sinatra)
“I want to drink and beat my loved ones.”
- Maybe love and be loved?
- What about drinking?
Only our man can drink the money with the one from whom he borrowed it.
The terrorists who seized the distillery have been unable to formulate their demands for five days now.
Why do they write on the left side of VKontakte which of their friends will celebrate their birthday tomorrow, but don’t write where and at what time to drink?
I am neither an optimist nor a pessimist. I'm an alcoholic. In my case, the glass is half whiskey, half cola.
– What is your idea of an ideal date?
- Me and a bottle of whiskey.
How to go to bed early to get enough sleep:
1. Get drunk at 11 pm
2. Sleep like a log at 12
3. You wake up with the first dry spell at 6 am, or even earlier.
4. I don’t want to sleep anymore
Family status:
I like to drink alone with sad music.
This is from fatigue, this is from nervous tension, and this is from depression.
- Thank you Doctor. Do you have anything other than whiskey?
In the name of Lucifer, Beelzebub and the six princes of darkness!
- Man, I’m telling you for the last time that alcohol is prohibited for sale after 23.00.
“I don’t understand how you can drink every day.”
“Then there’s no point in talking about things you don’t understand a damn thing about!”
I never understood how cats drink milk until I broke a bottle of Jack Daniels in the kitchen last night.
Moonshine boasted that it had survived fire, water and copper pipes.
So, son, so, one step, one more step... Well done! Masha! Bring your camera quickly, your son is back from graduation!
Give me whiskey and I'll show you how philosophy is born.
If on Monday morning you did not wake up, but were resurrected, then the weekend was a success.
They dropped the whiskey on the floor and tore off Katya’s hands...
- Why don’t you shave?
- I don’t have a girlfriend for whom I would like to shave...
- And for yourself?
“But I buy beer for myself.”
The grandmother realized that the compote had fermented when the grandfather approached her and asked: “Beauty, are you in a relationship?”
If you don’t drink for a long time, your body accumulates hatred towards all living things. It is necessary to drink.
What makes you get drunk every day?
- Nothing forces you, I’m a volunteer.
I'm not perfect, but you're not perfect either.
- Bartender, two tequilas!
- There is no tequila. There is baked milk, as you like.
- What?
- Your grandmother called me.
When you drink in company, there always comes a period when everyone becomes politicians, psychologists, wise centenarians.
When I open a cola, I automatically smell the whiskey.
Whiskey. If you read this word with the emphasis on the first syllable, you are an alcoholic.
I like sports! Lifting and turning over a glass, leaving the table, orienteering.
– Girl, what are your favorite flowers?
– Whiskey and Tequila.
The fastest way to open up bright prospects is with a corkscrew.
- Do you have vodka?
-Are you 18?
— Do you have a license?
- Well, okay, okay, why did you start up right away...
Every person in life will have a drunken story that could be used to write a book.
It seems to me that my fumes can disperse the armed conflict in Syria or simply kill people.
Vodka is an amazing drink: the taste is always the same, but the adventures are always different!!!
The head of the apiary could never tell by their faces whether his employees were drinking or working.
The more alcohol in your blood, the slower you will decompose in the coffin. Remember this, remember and act.
Who is drunk and in love,
Invincible.
If you can’t drink beer in your underpants at your workplace, it means you’ve taken a wrong turn somewhere in life.
He left big sports for a long binge, but even there he continued to break records out of habit.
A beer festival took place in Germany. Tambov resident Oleg Ivanovich, who watched the festival on TV, drank the most beer.
Do you drink?
-If it’s a question, then no, but if it’s a proposal, then yes!
— How often do you drink alcohol?
- More than once a week.
- And more specifically?
- Seven.
- What happens if you drink too much vodka?
- It will be the day after tomorrow...
Everyone goes to the gym to look good in the summer. And I’m preparing the liver for summer.
Alcohol increases sex drive. It happens that you drink, lie down on the floor - and how you get carried away that you don’t want to get up until the morning.
Good people go to a bar after they die.
It's so funny when men say:
- Drink and you won’t be embarrassed.
I beg you! If I drink now, you will be embarrassed!
When gluing wallpaper, the main thing is that there are no bubbles.
And then we somehow took two bubbles...
Friday! Evening! Time to shift the load from the brain to the liver!
Alcohol is a man's tears. When a woman feels bad, she cries, when a man feels bad, he drinks. And nothing else. In no case is it the other way around. A crying man is worse than a drinking woman...
The accident happened at a beer festival - my wife visited the garage.
After the match with the computer, Garry Kasparov spent two days drinking with a calculator.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
Beer is an amazing thing! It always gives you pleasure: both when it enters you and when it comes out.
One gram of alcohol adds 9 kcal. It turns out that you can have vodka for lunch. And, by the way, it is now clear why I often feel sick after a large amount of vodka. It's probably from overeating.
Andryukha was bitten by a vampire
And three hours later the vampire
I sat on a bench with the men,
Thinking about three.
- Does it matter to you whether it’s vodka or candy? Can't tell the difference?
- Why can’t we? Can! The candies are sweet and the vodka is delicious!
Nothing is impossible in this world, the main thing is not to snack….
Only here the phrase “improve your health” means getting even more drunk than yesterday...
If a glass breaks - fortunately, if happiness breaks - go to the glass.
If you're in a bad mood, you need to take a sip of vodka, slam some beer and add cognac.
And then for sure... Suddenly the clouds will dance... And the grasshopper will start playing the violin...
Still waiting for the day when I can download alcohol from torrents.
Adult life is cool! You can walk all summer, drink and have as much fun as you want... on the way to your two jobs.
Do you really love me?
- No, I'm drinking with you. Everything that happens after I get drunk has nothing to do with me at all.
I was drunk and decided not to drive home.
I decided to take the bus.
Arrived safe and sound.
It's surprising because I've never driven a bus.
I really want to get drunk at the wedding, please, someone get married.
I left in English.
- You vomited on the carpet, pushed the guests away and wished everyone to burn in hell.
-You will never understand the habits of a gentleman, plebeians.
I had a fight with my husband. I'm sitting in the kitchen. It's a shame. I don't want to see him. He comes in, puts three bottles of champagne on the table with the words: “We’ll drink until we like each other.”
The other day a girl told me:
- Starting tomorrow you WILL NOT drink anymore!
And I look at her and joyfully think:
- So much time together, and so much optimism still in her...
My talent is to drink! And, as we know, you can’t waste talent.
The most common summer sports: litrball, figure skating, synchronized drying.
“Drinker” is like an insult.
We have all been experts in this matter for a long time.
Will you have some dry wine?
- Pour it in!
I’m sitting here sipping some tea and jam.
Tasty, of course, but not a martini, not a martini...
Do you drink beer?
- Only on holidays.
- When are your holidays?
- When there is beer!
Actually, women don’t drink much because all the men are handsome.
- Nastya, I have a bottle of whiskey behind me! If you guess in which hand, we’ll drink it, if you don’t, we’ll break it.
- On the left?
- Think, Nastya, think!
For the last week I’ve been trying to get out of the binge, but so far I can only get out for booze.
Drinking Lessons:
1. MATHEMATICS - chipped in;
2. PHYSICAL EDUCATION - decided who runs to the store;
3. CHEMISTRY - savor;
4. MUSIC - we sing;
5. GEOGRAPHY - trying to get home;
7. FOREIGN LANGUAGE - we explain at home that we drank quite a bit.
Knock Knock.
- Who's there?
- It’s me who’s a binge drinker. I mixed you beer with vodka.
- Finally!
Never claim that you were drunk. When a person is drunk, he does and says what he always wanted to do, but would never do if he were sober.
We go to a large hypermarket after 11 pm. We drink any whiskey we like. We go to the cash register with an empty bottle and say:
- Sorry, I couldn’t resist, but I’m ready to pay!
We hear the answer:
- We cannot break through this purchase, since according to federal law, the sale of alcohol is prohibited after 11 pm.
You apologize and go home without paying anything.
PROBLEMS?
The owner abandoned the bunny...
The bunny became single again.
Baba brings him, drinks beer...
He lives wonderfully!
Threw a coin into the liquor department to return.
Not an alcoholic, but a fearless traveler across the emotional spectrum through chemical portals in glass vessels.
- Ivan, can you work after half a liter?
- I can.
- And after a liter?
- I can.
- And after two?
- I won’t be able to work, but I will lead!
I'm leaving on a difficult road,
To the area where you better not be...
Where the peace of eternal truth slumbers...
In short: I went to drink!
From workaholic to alcoholic - five days.
I've completely fallen out of love with sweets...
And he became addicted to strong drinks.
Why do girls seem more beautiful when they are cold?
- The body thinks that it has been poisoned and is urgently trying to continue its race.
Russian business means stealing a tank of alcohol, selling it, and drinking the money away.
Alcoholics Anonymous Club:
- Hello, my name is Stas... I'm an alcoholic...
- I'm Roma... And I'm an alcoholic.
- My name is Zhenia. I'm an alcoholic.
- Well, what kind of acquaintance?!
Weather forecast for the evening: cloudy with a high chance of whiskey.
He said that I would get drunk and got drunk. I love setting goals and achieving them.
Tell me who your friend is and let's go have a beer together.
I have already forgotten when I bought something other than alcohol, so I just call the money coupons for booze.
Tariff plan "Buhariki".
A new service - "Beacon" - will show where they are drinking without you.
The most offensive thing is when you talk about feelings, and you are accused of alcoholism.
I have an interesting long-term hobby, but my girlfriend demands that I give up on it.
When I was getting ready to go fishing with my buddies, she begged me not to go, almost collapsed at my feet and kept getting tired and tired. She. My only one. Darling. Unique. Liver.
TEQUILA: Licked - Drank - Bitten;
MARTINI: Ordered - Drank - Agreed;
CHEAP COGNAC: Opened - Closed - Threw away;
YOUNG MOLDAVAN WINE: Drank - Jumped up - Ran - Didn’t have time;
EXPENSIVE FRENCH WINE: Bought - Placed - Looking;
VODKA: Drank - Wanted - Seduced - Disgraced - Fell asleep;
TURKISH VODKA: Brought - Opened - Tried - Closed - Gave;
SOVIET CHAMPAGNE: Bought - Drank - Crying - Laughing - Sleeping - Taking it home;
BEER: Drank - Went - Drank - Went - Drank - Drank - Fell asleep - Woke up - Went.
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In alcohol you need to know the limit... Well, I drank one, drank another,... well, a liter, well, two... But why get drunk?..
Army folklore.
Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any quantity.
Mikhail Zhvanetsky.
A new dress has the same effect on a woman as four shots of vodka on a man.
Yanina Ipohorskaya
Reality is an illusion caused by the absence of alcohol.
Norman Frederick Simpson.
Drunk: A person who is coming towards you from several directions at the same time.
Feasts are given for pleasure, and wine makes life merry.
Ecclesiastes, 10, 19.
It's funny that most men are proud of two things that any man can do in exactly the same way: get drunk and father sons.
Gertrude Stein.
Hangover cure: Juice two bottles of whiskey.
Eddie Condon.
Our relationships with women are great if they work out. We abandon women who don't work out.
Mikhail Zhvanetsky.
A smart person drinks until he feels good, and a fool drinks until he feels bad.
Konstantin Melikhan.
Every drunken skipper trusts in providence. But providence sometimes sends ships of drunken skippers onto the rocks.
George Bernard Shaw.
Vodka drinks people dry.
Ryszard Motas.
A drunk man cannot convince a sober man, just as a sober man cannot persuade a drunk man.
Epictetus.
There are no Alcoholics Anonymous.
God protects children, fools and drunkards.
French saying.
If you stop drinking, smoking and eating fatty foods, you will live longer, but you will most likely die alone.
I know how to control myself and before breakfast I will never take anything stronger than gin into my mouth.
William Claude Fields.
Don't drink the last glass - it's what ruins you.
One drink is just right, two is too much, three is not enough.
The attraction to drinking, unlike the attraction to a woman, becomes chronic over time.
Horace Safrin.
You meet old drunkards more often than old doctors.
Francois Rabelais.
Do not miss the opportunity to do good - unless it threatens you with great damage. Don't miss an opportunity to drink - under any circumstances.
Mark Twain.
One cannot drink one bottle twice, as Heraclitus rightly noted. But you can’t drink two bottles twice.
David Samoilov.
I don't trust camels or anyone else who can go a whole week without drinking.
Joe Lewis.
Labor is the curse of the drinking class.
Oscar Wilde.
Man does not live by bread alone. I need something to drink.
The corkscrew fuels the hopes of corked bottles.
Anthony Regulsky.
Moderate sobriety has never harmed anyone.
Mark Twain, edited by John Ciardi.
I drink no more than a sponge.
Francois Rabelais.
Who's howling? Who's moaning? Who's having quarrels? Who's in trouble? Who has wounds for no reason? Who has purple eyes? Those who sit drinking wine for a long time.
Optimist: A person who claims that the bottle is half full when in fact it is half empty.
Leonard Louis Levinson.
Never drink with an empty wallet.
Leonard Louis Levinson.
The jokes are over - the stairs begin.
Boleslaw Wieniawa-Dlugoszewski, leaving the restaurant drunk.
I got more out of the drink than the drink got out of me.
Winston Churchill.
The vodka is stronger at the bottom of the glass.
Yuzef Bulatovich.
Love moves the world, yes, but whiskey makes it go twice as fast.
Compton Mackenzie.
When we were hunting in Africa, we lost our corkscrew and for several days we lived only on water and food.
William Claude Fields.
Don't look at the world too soberly, otherwise you'll get drunk.
Wieslaw Brudzinski.
Vodka should be drunk only in two cases: when there is a snack and when there is none.
Leopold Staff.
Alcohol is an anesthesia that allows you to endure the operation called life.
George Bernard Shaw.
The drunkard is the true center of the world; everything revolves around him.
Emile Ogier.
The world looks completely different through a full bottle than through an empty one.
Tadeusz Dolanga-Mostowicz.
Some eat to live, others live to drink.
Janusz Bialecki.
Alcoholic: a person who drinks four times a year, each time for three months.
I have certainly seen more men who were ruined by the desire to have a wife and children and keep them comfortable than men who were ruined by drunkenness and whores.
William Yeats
Thanks to the phone, you can talk to a friend without offering him a drink.
Fran Lebowitz.
I began to drink less, but more often.
Ginryary.
Alcoholism is not a spectator sport. The whole family participates in it.
Joyce Rebeta-Burditt.
You are not yet truly drunk if you can lie down without holding the floor.
Dean Martin.
There are alcoholics who managed to drink themselves to the stage of training white mice.
Urszula Zybura.
I can't say I'm a healthy drinker. I can go for hours without drinking alcohol.
Noel Coward.
People will wean themselves off vodka as soon as they get an equally harmful drug at the same price.
An alcoholic is any person who drinks more than his doctor.
"Barach's principle."
I drink to make other people more interesting.
George Jean Nathan.
Cocktail Party: A gathering where people mix cocktails and cocktails mix people.
If drinking interferes with your work, quit your job.
The trouble with him is that when he's not drunk, he's sober.
William Yeats.
An alcoholic is a person who is ruined by drinking and lack of drinking.
One more drink and I'll be under control.
Dorothy Parker.
I was in love with a blonde, and she turned me on to alcohol. And I never thanked her.
William Claude Fields.
And you will say: “They beat me, it didn’t hurt me; They pushed me, I didn’t feel it. When I wake up, I’ll look for the same thing again.”
King Solomon - Proverbs, 23, 29-30; 23, 35.
Cocktail Party: A place where you can meet people who drink so much that you can't remember their names.
Cosmo Sardo.
I drink no more than a hundred grams, but after drinking a hundred grams, I become a different person, and this other person drinks a lot.
Emil Krotky.
Vodka destroys people, but it won’t do anything to one person.
Julian Tuwim, with reference to a Warsaw cab driver.
To get incredibly drunk, one glass is now enough for me. I just can’t remember whether it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns.
And drinkers live up to 120 years. But is this life?
Danil Rudy.
You can refuse the first glass, but not the second.
Ludwig Berne.
Prohibition is better than no drinking at all.
Will Rogers.
Wine is the healthiest and most hygienic of drinks.
Louis Pasteur.
Cocktail Party: A place where you meet old friends you're seeing for the first time in your life.
Mac Benoff.
Complaints about alcoholism? But were citizens allowed to experience the taste of nectar?
Stanislav Jerzy Lec.
First you demand the drink, then the drink demands the drink, then the drink demands you.
Sinclair Lewis.
Whiskey is the most popular of all remedies that do not help against a cold.
Jerry Vale.
Finding a corkscrew on the lawn is much more luck than finding a four-pointed clover leaf. But how many have succeeded?
I'd love to invite you to come in and have a drink, but I'm afraid you'll agree.
From the American film "Woman on the Seaside."
I hate those who remember what happened at the feast.
Lucian of Samosata.
State grub unifies a person, but state vodka reveals many of his individual traits.
Stanislav Jerzy Lec.
For some, life begins after forty, for others - after one hundred grams.
Leonard Drzewiecki.
When parents drink, children clink glasses.
Slogan of the French Anti-Alcohol League.
Perhaps the cheapest way to cure a man of his drinking is to give him a car.
Ryszard Podlewski.
Everyone should have some bad habits so that they have something to give up if their health deteriorates.
Franklin P. Jones.
You never know you've had an extra drink until you've had it.
Georges Courtelin.
They say Christ turned water into wine. Modern experiments with vodka give much better results.
Henryk Jagodzinski.
I drink to forget that I drink.
Joe Lewis.
Red wine is a drink for boys, port wine is for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.
Samuel Johnson.
You should drink only in two cases: when you need to quench your thirst and when you need to prevent thirst.
Thomas Love Peacock.
She only liked non-drinkers, and only drunk people liked her.
Konstantin Melikhan.
Nothing is given to us so cheaply and is valued so dearly as the oath: “I’m done!”
I. Doronin.
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Beauty perishes from wine, youth is shortened by wine.
Quintus Horace Flaccus
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At first he was flushed from the wine, but then he became pale. Saadi
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Drinking wine is as harmful as taking poison.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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A little wine is medicine, a lot is a deadly poison.
Avicenna [Abu Ali Hussein ibn Abdallah ibn Sina]
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People are afraid of cholera, but wine is much more dangerous than it. Honore de Balzac
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Those are more reckless than cattle who quench their thirst not with water, but with wine. Diogenes S.
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Intoxication reveals a person's soul as a mirror reflects his body. Aeschines
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Alcoholism is a product of barbarism - it has had a stranglehold on humanity since the time of hoary and wild antiquity and collects a monstrous toll from it, devouring youth, undermining strength, suppressing energy, destroying the best flower of the human race. London D.
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It is difficult or impossible to grasp in imagination the mass of disasters that alcohol consumption causes to humanity. Erisman F. F.
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Alcohol causes much more grief than joy to all of humanity, although it is used for the sake of joy. How many talented and strong people have died and are dying because of him. Pavlov I. P.
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Alcoholism is a social evil that is difficult to imagine. Bekhterev V. M.
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We drink to each other's health and spoil our own health.
Jerome K. Jerome
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Wine communicates four qualities to everyone who drinks it. At first, a person becomes like a peacock - he puffs up, his movements are smooth and majestic. Then he takes on the character of a monkey and starts joking and flirting with everyone. Then he becomes like a lion and becomes arrogant, proud, confident in his strength. But in the end he turns into a pig and, like her, wallows in the mud. Abul Faraj
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Wine destroys the physical health of people, destroys mental abilities, destroys the well-being of families and, most terrible of all, destroys the souls of people and their offspring. Tolstoy L. N.
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We can say that as much as the husbands drank vodka, their wives and children shed so many tears. Semashko N. A.
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The habit of drinking, which is increasing with the increase and cheaper production of alcoholic beverages, undermines family life. Forel A.
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Alcohol preserves the soul and mind of a drunkard in the same way as it preserves anatomical preparations. Tolstoy L. N.
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Intoxication always lends a hand to us when we fail, when we weaken, when we are tired. But its promises are false: the physical strength it promises is illusory, the spiritual elation is deceptive. London D.
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In a glass, melancholy seeks relief, cowardice seeks courage, indecision seeks confidence, sadness seeks joy, and finds only death. Johnson B.
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Vodka is white, but it stains your nose and tarnishes your reputation. Chekhov A.P.
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Wine stuns a person, makes it possible to forget, artificially amuses, irritates; This stupefaction and irritation is liked the more, the less a person is developed and the more he is reduced to a narrow, empty life. Herzen A.
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Wine brutalizes and brutalizes a person, hardens him and distracts him from bright thoughts, dulls him. Dostoevsky F. M.
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The first cup belongs to thirst, the second to joy, the third to pleasure, the fourth to madness. Anacharsis
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People become ruder, stupider and angrier from drinking wine.
Tolstoy L. N.
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The slightest doses of alcoholic beverages destroy the possibility of happy thoughts arising, killing them in their infancy. Helmholtz G.
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Alcohol is a completely reliable remedy when you need to reduce your mind. Danilevsky V. Ya.
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A person who drinks too much does not keep secrets and does not fulfill promises. Cervantes
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Wine, if drunk in excess, makes both an unreasonable and a wise person equally frivolous. Theognis
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There is no way in hell I would want to resort to alcohol to stimulate my tired, dull brain. Huxley T.
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Foolish people, when drinking wine, reach the point of intoxication, and in case of misfortune - to complete loss of mind. Pythagoras
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The beginning of the journey is a glass, the middle is a drinking company, a light drink, a couple of glasses at lunch. The end - in prison for murder while drunk, for embezzlement, in a psychiatric hospital, in the grave from an accidental mild illness. London D.
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Excessive drinking does not bring anything good, but only brings mental impairment and damage to health, deprivation of belongings and untimely death. Pososhkov I. T.
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Many overworked mental workers and laborers, succumbing to delusion, take the path along which alcohol leads them to death. London D.
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No body can be so strong that wine cannot damage it. Plutarch
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Wine alcohol does not give strength, but weakens it, does not rejuvenate, but ages the soul, body, character and relaxes the mind! Koch R.
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The well-known blush of the cheeks from wine, which is usually considered to be the result of the stimulating effect of alcohol, is a phenomenon of vascular paralysis. Bunge G.
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Alcohol, by destroying the organs of the body, robs the body of its defenses against infectious diseases. Bodrirallar A.
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Alcohol destroys human health not only by poisoning the body; it predisposes the drinker to all sorts of other diseases. Semashko N. A.
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In alcoholics, each disease occurs much more severely and violently than in abstainers. Baer K.M.
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Alcohol claims more lives than the worst epidemic. Baer K.M.
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All epidemics taken together destroy humanity less than drunkenness. Rochard J.
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Alcoholism causes more devastation than the three historical scourges combined: famine, plague and war. Gladstone W.
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Alcohol abuse can be one of the causes of the formation of malignant tumors. Bogomolets A. A.
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In the bottles I see the horrors that will be generated by their contents: it seems to me that in front of me are bottles with monsters, snakes and embryos in a natural science museum. Heinrich Heine
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Alcohol is the most sworn enemy of the future of the human race.
Forel A.
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Alcoholism does not fade away with the person; it is transmitted to offspring in extremely numerous and varied forms. Fulie A.
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Alcoholics reward their descendants with various serious illnesses, among which mental illness takes pride of place. Kapel V. Ya.
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There is no better way to create idiots than alcohol with prolonged use. Kraepelin E.
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An alcoholic with shaking hands, poor vision with clouded eyes, poor hearing, suffocating from shortness of breath is a bad worker. Semashko N. A.
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Alcoholism and crime are two phenomena of social life that are closely related to each other. Merzhevsky I. P.
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It has long been established by both doctors and criminologists that alcoholism and crime are brother and sister. Baer K.M.
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Alcohol turns a person into a murderer and thief. Colton C.
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Alcohol is a supplier of people for prisons. Bodrirallar A.
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It is a rare thief and murderer who does his job sober. Tolstoy L. N.
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Nine-tenths of the total number of crimes that stain humanity are committed under the influence of wine. Tolstoy L. N.
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The crimes of all systems, the hooligan's wheezing, and the stains of everyday life today can only be measured by how much beer and vodka you drink. Mayakovsky V.V.
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And the best wine loses all its charm for us; we stop appreciating it if we swallow it right away, like water. Ludwig Andreas von Feuerbach
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The overwhelming majority of young people are so alien to drunkenness that, without seeing alcoholic drinks, they will not feel their loss at all. Young men will learn from books that once in the past people went to a tavern, and this will seem to them the same wild custom as bullfighting and burning witches at the stake. London D.
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If abstinence from wine is a small sacrifice, make it for the sake of others; if this is a big sacrifice, make it for your own sake.
May S.
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It would seem that for people to live, what they need most of all is their reason, and yet how many people are not afraid to drown out this reason with tobacco, wine, and vodka for their own pleasure. Tolstoy L. N.
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It is difficult to imagine what a happy change would occur in our lives if people stopped stupefying themselves and poisoning themselves with vodka. Tolstoy L. N.
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Our reason and “our conscience most urgently demand from us that we stop drinking wine and treating it to it. Tolstoy L. N.
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Humanity could achieve incredible success if it were more sober. Johann Wolfgang Goethe
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If we had not watered life with vodka, then perhaps it would not have produced all that monstrous thistle, which under the influence of vodka blossoms into abundant and disgusting weeds. Lunacharsky A.V.
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I would not like to be like those whose time during the day is spent complaining about a headache, and at night in drinking wine, which causes this pain. Johann Wolfgang Goethe
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A person who has stopped drinking and smoking acquires that mental clarity and calmness of view, which illuminates for him all the phenomena of life from a new, correct perspective. Tolstoy L. N.
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The fact that it is very difficult to stop drinking wine and smoking is a false idea, a suggestion that you should not give in to. Tolstoy L. N.
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Sadness can be eliminated by any means except drinking. Johnson S.
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The evil known as alcoholism is of enormous national importance, for it can definitely be said that along with the development of alcoholism, both the physical and mental energy and working capacity of the population decrease in the country, as a result of which the economic strength of the country is weakened and at the same time its morality declines, which is reflected in an increase in the number of crimes. Bekhterev V. M.
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Let's pour it! Let us be drunk! Believe me, going to bed drunk is better than going to the grave sober! Ronsard P.
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Sobriety puts firewood in the stove, meat in the pan, bread on the table, credit for the state, money in the head, contentment in the family.
Benjamin Franklin
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Much can happen between the cup of wine and the lips. Aristotle
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We need to eat and drink so much that our strength is restored and not suppressed. Cicero
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Do not consider the Charka's friends as friends, for they are your Charka's friends, not your friends. Kay-Kavus
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For me, it’s better to drink, but understand the matter. Krylov I. A.
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But wine both arouses and repels lust, arouses desire, but prevents satisfaction. Therefore, good drink, one might say, only does what it does with debauchery: it arouses and weakens, kindles and extinguishes, irritates and deceives, lifts up, but does not allow to stand. Shakespeare W.
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Why do people drink? Because after drinking everything is filled with meaning, everything reaches its highest intensity. Conclusion: people drink out of helplessness or as a sign of protest. Camus A.
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